tfln / Morse Code From The Shortwave

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Comments

[satanicpanics]

only one problem with that theory
i ALREADY look cool

[ See, he's well aware. ]

[micycle]

yeah we all look cool
cause it’s like zero degrees

[What a little shit.]

1/???

[satanicpanics]

MICHAEL
WHEELER

2/???

[satanicpanics]

i WILL roll you down the nearest hill

3/idk like 5

[satanicpanics]

LEAVE YOU for the ghost bear

4/6

[satanicpanics]

AND ALLOW TO TO FEAST UPON YOUR BODY

5/6

[satanicpanics]

AND
IGNORE
EVERY
PLEA

6/7 i lied

[satanicpanics]

if i EVER hear a pun that shitty again

7/7

[satanicpanics]

but you're not wrong though i guess

[micycle]

oh my god you're so dramatic

what the fuck even is a ghost bear!!!!!

and you wouldn't anyway
dustin would be so sad
would you make dustin sad

[satanicpanics]

a ghost bear is a ghost bear michael

and uh
yeah???
dustin makes me sad all the time

[micycle]

dustin is like one of the least sad people i know
he’s always trying to cheer me up

and stop calling me michael

[satanicpanics]

uh huh
that's true
but he's also a little shit

just like you

michael

(:

[micycle]

are you this annoying back home
how do i actually put up with you long enough for you to know me

[satanicpanics]

you know
when you have two and a half annoying freshmen in the mix???
kind of balances everyone else out

[micycle]

the “and a half” thing is getting really old

[satanicpanics]

good thing i rounded you up then
sinclair was only there half the time

[micycle]

dude you can’t count him as half a person that’s so racist

[satanicpanics]

im looking for that hill to roll you down as we speak

[micycle]

if i break my leg again and it gets fucked up and they have to amputate
i’m making you cut it off

[satanicpanics]

sure
you'll be real lucky if i dont amputate the wrong one but sure

[micycle]

then i'll make you wheel me around everywhere

[satanicpanics]

and i'll make steve do it

[ How did we get here...to amputation and possible wrong amputations... ]