tfln / Morse Code From The Shortwave

[singhelpers]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[afterdrop]

1. just invented spray cheese vodka
tastes real nasty but does the trick.

2. UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD

3. recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"

4. sometimes turtles just really trip me out mate

5. i think the duck is in my room
you have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover

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[fidior]

[ He has no idea what any of this means! ]

Why is there such a weapon in your possession?

[ Young Mr. Rowland with the jewelry and the painted eyes is not beating some Pirate Allegations to be quite honest.... ]

[afterdrop]

you never know when you’re gonna need an enchanted medieval blade
right handy
i’ve used it as a can opener a couple times

[fidior]

Enchanted? Surely you don't mean it has Supernatural Properties..

[ ....Yeah, that's probably exactly it, Ned. He gets very nervous by the thought of such things... ]

A sword as a can opener? Good lord, the Danger... You might use a smaller tool and chisel instead.

[ That's what they used in his time... ]

[afterdrop]

not a lot of time to go searching around in the toolbox when you’re trying to distract a hellhound
it’s all about Creativity and Innovation

[He’s not actually making fun of the Random Capitalization. At least not in a purposely Mean way.]

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[satanicpanics]

say no more
on my way

[afterdrop]

whatever’s in it is probably old as fuck
but candy doesn’t go bad right

[satanicpanics]

maybe???
not bad enough to dissuade me at this point

[afterdrop]

absolutely not disagreeing
but it would so suck to get food poisoning here
with the shitty plumbing

shitty lol

[satanicpanics]

[ SEE, Mike this is how you do a pun...take cues from Charles... ]

may as well make it shittier in that case

[afterdrop]

man after my own heart

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[sputnik]

And I thought my old days were wild.... Sounds like you had a fun night!
Let me know if you need help with any Duck Removal. I think I know a guy.

[afterdrop]

idk man he seems pretty chill
he's just walking around and checking out the bookshelf

i think he can read

[sputnik]

Are we sure this is actually a duck and not an Interloper who got cursed or something?

[afterdrop]

well i asked him and he didn't say anything
even told him to quack once for yes and twice for no

[sputnik]

If this really is just a normal duck, it's somehow even more impressive
I think you may have a new pet now!

[afterdrop]

not sure it's tame enough for that
it's ignoring everything i say

i mean
assuming it can understand me
but i'm pretty sure it does
i think it just laughed