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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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[fidior]

[ He has no idea what any of this means! ]

Why is there such a weapon in your possession?

[ Young Mr. Rowland with the jewelry and the painted eyes is not beating some Pirate Allegations to be quite honest.... ]

[afterdrop]

you never know when you’re gonna need an enchanted medieval blade
right handy
i’ve used it as a can opener a couple times

[fidior]

Enchanted? Surely you don't mean it has Supernatural Properties..

[ ....Yeah, that's probably exactly it, Ned. He gets very nervous by the thought of such things... ]

A sword as a can opener? Good lord, the Danger... You might use a smaller tool and chisel instead.

[ That's what they used in his time... ]

[afterdrop]

not a lot of time to go searching around in the toolbox when you’re trying to distract a hellhound
it’s all about Creativity and Innovation

[He’s not actually making fun of the Random Capitalization. At least not in a purposely Mean way.]