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[singmod]

Fuck, marry, or kill?


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck/kiss (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

[satanicpanics]

Father, son, the holy ghost.

[ LISTEN...she's an easy target. ]

[castitas]

... You really gotta do this to me again, Eddie?

[ SHE REMEMBERS LAST TIME. ]

[satanicpanics]

Just wanna see if anything's changed, Kate.

[castitas]

You can't play this game with God.

[satanicpanics]

Says who? That's like saying I can't play this game with Ozzy, Dio and James Hetfield.

[castitas]

Okay, I'm sure you've told me about Ozzy before.

But I'm totally lost on the other two guys.

[satanicpanics]

To sum it up for you real quick? Both metal gods, just the same as Ozzy. Dio even took his job once.

[tedandroses]

EDDIE.
(Anyway the answer is obviously kill Jesus. I mean. That’s his…thing. Literally the whole …raison d’etre? They very much did kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened.)

[satanicpanics]

Think that's cheating, though? I mean, if it's already gonna happen either way.

[tedandroses]

God's omnipotent and omniscient. Anything you choose is, hypothetically, gonna happen either way!