ic fmk: sing edition

[singhelpers]

Fuck (kiss), marry, or kill


— post your a toplevel for your character or throw three people's names out into the ether
— decide which one your character would like to fuck (or hug for the wee ones), marry, or kill
— respond appropriately
— shenanigans ensue

Comments

Bigby Wolf | The Wolf Among Us

[bigbaddy]

[flanerie]

Fuck. In theory.

[bigbaddy]

[ ????

SO UNSURE. ]

Should I be flattered?

[flanerie]

I should hope so. I don't favour everyone with my interest, despite what rumour suggests.

[guidemyway]

Kill.

[guidemyway]

It's not personal or anything. I'm just out for blood today.

[bigbaddy]

Eat a Snickers, Ruby.

[moralabsolutism]

Marry.....or possibly kill.

[bigbaddy]

I think kill may be the more merciful option here, honestly.

Just put us both out of our misery.

[pacificator]

Fuck.

[bigbaddy]

I'm your boss. That's workplace harassment.

[ :) ]

[salamanca]

[ Sarcastically: ]

Marry. Obviously. So you can be a big strong man and protect me. [ Snort. ]

[bigbaddy]

I dunno, sounds like people are already lining up for a silver fox.

[ He saw that comment! Dang, Lalo, that popularity. ]

[maintiensledroit]

[ Is there an option for manly handshake...

Dief will give him kisses, at least. ]

[bigbaddy]

[ This is bro, marry, kill now....

Dief can get away with anything though. Always!! ]

[fidior]

[ This is all so stressful... Edward's head is hanging... ]

Marry. I deeply apologise....

[bigbaddy]

Edward, it's just a game. You know no one's gonna force you to actually marry anyone after this, right?

[ Because the poor guy.. almost seems like he thinks that's the case, with how sad and defeated he's looking.. ]

[castitas]

So like... maybe a hug?

[ You're not so scary, Bigby. ]

[bigbaddy]

.. thanks, Kate.

[ He may not be super great at showing it, but.. he's definitely touched by that.. ]

Been a while since I've had one.

[sputnik]

[ Konstantin's clearly A Straight Man™, right? Like everyone can tell. Right?? So it's fiiiine to indulge in this little game. It's fun! ]

Strong, good-looking, capable.... admirable traits! So I'll say Fuck. :)

[ "Marry" could have worked just as well, Kostya.... except guess who has two thumbs and would rather leave planet Earth itself just to avoid commitment?? ]

[bigbaddy]

[ Considering Bigby's sexuality mostly consists of pining after the same person for centuries and never once having considered an alternative: he definitely just.. needs a moment for this one.. Especially with the enthusiasm that comes with it?? Konstantin?? ]

The whole eating dead animals thing doesn't bother you?

[meadqueen]

I'd say marry if I didn't think it would frighten you into the forest.

[bigbaddy]

[ Sputtering just enough to prove her point: ]

Well, don't make it sound like that!

Re: Bigby Wolf | The Wolf Among Us

[flambeaux]

Given Lestat's answer, I'm goin' with kill, on principle.

[ This is a lie, Louis would probably just cry. ]

[bigbaddy]

[ Like you wouldn't go with kill either way, just because he's a cop!! ]

Look, I'm not asking to be involved in whatever kinda weird sexual games anyone's got going on. [ Between Lalo and Chloe and now Louis and Lestat???? ]